He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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