love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Randomize
