Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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