Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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