You're so nebulous sometimes
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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