im about as happy as oj after his trial
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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