Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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