We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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