I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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