Sry I called you an 8
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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