Dual....:-)
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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