I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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