took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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