Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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