Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I have fence marks all over my body
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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