i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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