Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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