Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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