i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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