We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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