haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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