Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
