I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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