My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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