I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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