I look better un-naked...
she smelled like a LAN party
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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