Me. At least after what I've been through.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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