Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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