He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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