brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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