She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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