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drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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