I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm always down for nudity.
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