No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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