I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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