so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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