I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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