Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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