nut hugger
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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