its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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