I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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