Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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