Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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