I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
