If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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