honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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