I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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