Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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