I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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