What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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