new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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