Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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