Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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