I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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