I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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