she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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